Just a few weeks after Theresa May’s attempt to strengthen the Tories hand collapsed like a fucking Glastonbury reveller after Corbyn ascended the stage and healed the sick, the ultra right wing party are now allowing themselves to be propped up by the DUP. Treeza has somehow managed to find the elusive magic money Tree, … Continue reading "Susan Boyle and a Disney cartoon vulture just struck a deal"
Author: Malcolm Tucker
Posted: June 26, 2017, 12:57 pm
The far right pint sized cunt, was seen ‘defending himself’ at Royal Ascot earlier, by knocking someone to the ground and punching him repeatedly six times in the face. Robinson, aka Stephen Christopher Yaxley-Lennon, aka Andrew McMaster, aka Paul Harris, aka tiny featured, miniature racist and shit Keith Lemon impersonator, is famous for bigotry, mortgage … Continue reading "Tommy Robinson slams Islam as a violent religion before knocking 7 shades of shit out of someone"
Author: Malcolm Tucker
Posted: June 25, 2017, 10:25 pm
Fucking Jezza that’s who! You can say what you like about the guy, but recently he’s come out of his shell faster than a fucking sanctioned hermit crab. I honestly thought the cunt was going to pull some fucking spoons out of his back pocket and start singing Kumbaya at one point. Jeremy Corbyn is … Continue reading "Look who’s headlining Glasto!"
Author: Malcolm Tucker
Posted: June 24, 2017, 9:10 pm
A year ago today the 52% united and mobilised like a fucking walking street party, with their shitty plastic Union Jack bowler hats and England flags straight from a fucking Chinese drop ship. The rhetoric of division was thrown directly into the eyes of the masses by the scum press, like an angry captive ape … Continue reading "Brexit: One year on and they’re all still fucking here!"
Author: Malcolm Tucker
Posted: June 23, 2017, 10:24 am
“Look at him the disgusting terrorist shit. With his ill fitting Asda suit and his stupid fucking delusions of fairness. He lost. We won! Get over it! The fucking daft twat probably has dementia or something. We deserve to burn in tower blocks as long as we have a stong and stable economy”. Said The … Continue reading "He didn’t bow for the fucking Queen the cunt!"
Author: Malcolm Tucker
Posted: June 21, 2017, 10:36 pm
Apart from the summer solstice, Royal Ascot, The Queens speech, and something called the fucking Day of Rage. Come On! I’m all for peaceful protest but that sounds like it’s going to be about as calm as Nigel Farage being introduced to his new Polish neighbours. I know there’s anger right now. Real, heated, palpable … Continue reading "So there’s not much happening today apparently"
Author: Malcolm Tucker
Posted: June 21, 2017, 11:53 am
Just imagine if the day after the Manchester attack you buttered your toast, made your morning brew, then tuned in for your daily dose of Britain’s favourite voicemail enthusiast and big toe impersonator, Piers Morgan, to see what he was getting faux outraged about this morning. Then imagine that sat on the sofa next to … Continue reading "I don’t know who I hate more Tommy Robinson or Good Morning Britain for giving the cunt a mouthpiece"
Author: Malcolm Tucker
Posted: June 20, 2017, 10:59 am
Another day and another cunt goes out of his way to take the lives of innocents for a warped agenda. Is he mentally unhinged? Well of course he is, he’s white isn’t he? He’s a fucking terrorist and he’s mentally unwell. They all are. It’s not normal to mow people down, go on a stabbing … Continue reading "The Daily Mail couldn’t wait to cash in on this one"
Author: Malcolm Tucker
Posted: June 19, 2017, 8:53 am
  Well cheers for that priceless insight Pammy. We really needed fucking input from the inspiration behind a now defunct cola bottle design The likes of Andrew Neil, Robert Peston and a wealth of other political commentators just couldn’t have summed it up as well as you. Should we judge Theresa on her short lived, … Continue reading "Pamela Anderson says Theresa May is the worst PM in living history   "
Author: Malcolm Tucker
Posted: June 18, 2017, 11:12 pm
I’m sick of political commentators telling us to stop politicising this tragedy. If this isn’t political then what it? I don’t care if makes those in charge squirm like maggots in rotting meat. Questions needs answering and arrests need to be made. Now. Phillip Hammond said today that he believes that the cladding used on … Continue reading "No we won’t stop politicising this shit"
Author: Malcolm Tucker
Posted: June 18, 2017, 7:26 pm

Fake News – Lazy Posters

Day after day now it seems that some people (mainly those who are too lazy to think for themselves) are posting sh*te on so-called "social" networks regarding either Muslims taking over "our" country or the admirable Jeremy Corbyn attending an IRA funeral or clandestine meeting.

Well, firstly it is not your country, my country or owt; the country is owned by the Chinese – check it out if you can be bothered. Alternatively, simply make up some scare stories about muslims planning to take over this green and pleasant land post them to your favourite anti-social network.

Over & Out.

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CBI – Lies, Lies and more lies..

The CBI has been taken to task by the admirable hardline questioning by Andrew Neil on the Sunday Politics, who pointed out that big business could be up to £40bn better off by staying in the EU – and schools and the NHS would be £40bn worse off. All down to wholesale tax avoidance. These people are liars, plain and simple……… #europinion

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