Don’t get me started on:
- Capitalism
- Wankers who can’t hold their liquor
- Celebrities
- People who worship celebrities
- Celebrity TV shows (get me the fuck outta there)
- “Camp” TV Presenters
- Popular Music
- Social Media Bores
- Political Correctness
- Any Kind Of Correctness
- Animal Cruelty
- Gender Choice
- Pride/Respect Festivals (because they have no respect for me and mine)
- Tories
- Fascists
- Liberals
- Loony Lefties
- Real Ale Drinkers
- Christmas & Bank Holidays
- Bad Parents
- Precocious Children
- Doting Parents
- Middle Class Wankers
- Aspirational Middle Class Wankers
- Chav’s
- Wilful Ignorance
- Poverty Porn TV (Skint & On Benefits, etc)
- The Daily Mail & The Sun
- Bullshitters
- MLE (Multicultural London English) innit bro?
- Petty Crime (or “craam” as the MLE crowd have it
- Gangs and wannabe gangsters
- White folks who wannabe black
- Black folks who wannabe white
- Drug Dealers
- Avarice
- University Students (especially those from Exeter University, the spoilt cunts)
- Religions
- The new Religion of Sport
- Sport on terrestrial television (if you want this shit then pay a subscription)
- The Smoking Ban of 2007 (I am not a smoker, but resent the loss of personal freedoms)
- Baseball caps
- Designer Clothing
- False tits & vanity surgery
- High Street Shopping
- Small town mentalities (trust me, I live there)
…..to be continued…….
And believe it or not, I do have a far smaller number of Likes.